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Watch a football match and text me the score

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Adam B.

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West Barnes, Greater London

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Sat, 14 Apr 2018

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Here's the plot, my football team are standing on the precipice of greatness, a league title in our first season of existence. YEAH, THIS IS BIG TIME. Standing in our way, like a fat tourist trying to find their Oyster card at the barrier, are our closest rivals who are level on points but a goal behind us. You could say it's going down to the wire, Clive. You could say it's do or die, Jeff. You could most certainly say it's 'JUDGEMENT DAY', Gary. But here's our problem, playing in the 14th tier of English Football means that we don't have the luxury of our opponents score appearing on Gillette Soccer Saturday. In fact, the only spectator of this game will probably be an old man and his shaggy dog. So we're on the hunt for a spy, a man or woman, who has the basic grasp of two things: 1. The understanding of how football works 2. The understanding of how Whatsapp works Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to update us on the score so we know how many goals we have to rattle into the top bin to win the league. The kick-off is 2.15pm but we would like you to arrive at 2.10pm to soak up the atmosphere. The pitch is at Archbishop Tenisons Sportsground, Arthur Rd, London KT3 6LX. As the game kicks off, your job is to send me any score updates to our club secretary, think of yourself as a cross between James Bond and Chris Kamara. Chris Bond, licence to fill.....us in with scores. If we win the league you will have played a vital role and we will, of course, invite you to our open top bus parade. Please stipulate your knowledge of football in your comments. Bonus points for knowing who Barry Venison is. Regards, AB

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I am a right back and have been described as a cross between a young Tony Hibbert and a 'post-Real Madrid' Julian Flaubert...if that's not qualified, I don't know what is. Also as a wolves fan I am still buzzing over that Ruben Neves goal so will be keen to watch any and all football for the foreseeable future. Bit of a lightweight so will be hammered early on in the open top bus parade, which will make for fantastic viewing for the adoring public

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I will update you very 5 mins with quality match reports where and how you want it

Adam B.poster

Hi everyone, thanks for your comments, we're just deliberating on your amazing responses and will have a decision to you shortly!

I can! For 40

Adam B.poster

Updated the task as it had the wrong date on guys, this is for tomorrow! Please let us know ASAP if you can become our Chris Bond!

And when?

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